I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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