So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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