i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We had sex on a dog bed..
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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