I want to make a zoo with you.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
