You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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