she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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