no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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