chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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