I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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