That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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