you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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