Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
