You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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