it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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