So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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