I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
i think im in europe. pls send help
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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