Taylor Swift is so right about you.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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