Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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