he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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