i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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