ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
