Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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