I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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