Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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