Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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