walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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