So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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