She's JV to your varsity
Little spoons don't ask big questions
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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