you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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