Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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