At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
