Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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