I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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