there was a trapeze. enough said
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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