So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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