we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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