I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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