I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
