I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
