I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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