If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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