My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
this hospital has no fireball
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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