The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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