Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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