worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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