I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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