Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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