Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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