He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
