we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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