Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
