so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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