Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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