I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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