I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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